Stig Quotes .....

I'll start ....

"Some say he has 604 bhp as he's a cr@p driver and that his ego is the size of planets - all we know he's called The Slag"


"Some say his blood is lime green and that he can drift left handers - all we know is he CAN'T"


"Some say she really is ginger and that her husband is a bafoon - all we know is she's called Stig of the Dump"


"Some say she's feistier than a ferret and that she'll nearly ram you up the behind - all we know she called Soraya the Slayer"

"Some say he has too many cars and that he polishes it too much - all we know is we call TAXI"

"Some say he is amazing with an auto and some say he has no left leg -
all we know is he's called the Keith"

"Some say he likes to play the Banjo whilst smoking his pipe -
all we know is he's called BillyBob"

"Some say he is 31 years old - all we know he is actually 41"